#' get_haiku
#'
#' Generates a haiku
#' @importFrom papyr hash_replace
get_haiku = function(){
#envir = environment()
possessor_1 = c("ninja's","man's","boy's","girl's","ghost's","snake's","spy's","monk's","djinn's")
possessed_noun_1 = c("gaze","sneer","sword","blade","smirk")
adjective_1 = c("wide","slick","red","pale","white","gaunt","iced","dark","small","big","great","slight","bare","swift","sweet")
adjective_2 = c("deathly","corrupt","scary","charming","smirking","knowing","dying","panicked","fearful","tiny","funny",
"lonely")
adjective_3 = c("discouraged","tremulous","reflective","boggle-eyed","neglectful")
ad_verb_3 = c("mournfully","peacefully","painfully","silently")
ad_verb_2 = c("slightly","softly","bleakly")
adjective_object_3 = c("heavily","quietly")
plant_1 = c("tree","plant", "leaf")
plant_plural_4 = c("jacarandas")
animal_1 = c("frog","fish","cat","bear","bird","dog","wolf","ant","gnat","toad","bug")
vowel_actor_1 = c("egg","ant")
animal_or_plant_1 = c(animal_1, plant_1)
animal_2 = c("rabbit","flower","doughnut","mother")
plural_animals_1 = c("ducks", "dogs","bros","snakes","cats","ants")
plural_animals_2 = c("foxes", "ponies","wizards","zerglings","zealots","marines","banelings")
colours_1 = c("black","grey","white","dark","brown","teal","red")
colours_2 = c("silver","iron","copper","purple")
verb_1 = c("sleep","sit","listen","cry","frown","sneak","creep")
verb_2 = c("wailing","bouncing","sliding","smoking","hanging","warming","stinging","bursting","clouding")
body_1 = c("eyes","face","ears","neck","legs","leg","chin","breast","chest","feet")
object_verb_2 = c("falling","rolling")
plural_objects_1 = c("tears","walls","veils","vests","hats","hands","pipes")
size_1 = c("Big","Small")
objects_1 = c("legs","fists","feet","hands","birds","thoughts","dreams","eyes")
objects_2 = c("pebbles", "peanuts","poppers","doughnuts","talons","sapphires")
names_1 = c("Jake","John","Joe","Bob","Phil","Jim","James")
nature_plural_1 = c("leaves","snow","rocks","stones","rain","peaks")
mental_1 = c("thought","gloom")
mental_2 = c("concern","regret","insight","wisdom","respite","mercy","judgement")
mental_3 = c("revelation","memory", "disturbance","defiance")
mental_4 = c("meditation")
possessed_3 = c("big ##colours_1## ##plural_objects_1##","chickenpox","elephants","coffee stains")
exclamation_1 = c("Wow!","Katsu!","Hell!")
exclamation_2 = c("O hark!", "Heavens!","Dear lord!","Good grief!","Oh no!","My word!","Ah kids!","The times!","Black snow!","My eyes!","My ears!",
"What luck!","O hell!","Sweet hell!")
state_1 = c("lost","gone","done","clear","still")
one = c("A ##possessor_1## ##adjective_1## ##possessed_noun_1##...",
"A ##adjective_2## ##colours_1## ##animal_or_plant_1##...",
"A ##verb_2## ##colours_1## ##animal_1##...",
"A ##adjective_3## ##animal_1##...",
"A ##adjective_2## thought...",
"A ##adjective_2## ##colours_1## ##animal_1##...")
two = c("##colours_2## ##plural_objects_1## ##object_verb_2## ##ad_verb_2##...",
"##size_1## ##objects_1## landing ##adjective_object_3##...",
"##colours_1## ##objects_2## ##verb_2## ##ad_verb_2##...",
"##adjective_1## ##nature_plural_1##; shrouded in ##mental_2##...",
"##colours_1## ##nature_plural_1##. ##exclamation_2## My ##adjective_1## ##body_1##.",
"##colours_2## ##plural_animals_2## ##verb_2## ##plural_animals_1##...",
"The ##adjective_1## ##animal_1## has ##adjective_2## ##objects_1##...",
"##adjective_2## ##plant_plural_4## ##verb_1##...",
"##adjective_2## ##nature_plural_1##, ##verb_2## ##mental_2##..." )
three = c("##nature_plural_1## fall ##ad_verb_3##...",
"##plural_animals_1## ##verb_1## lazily...",
"##names_1## has ##possessed_3##...",
"Some ##animal_1## with a leer...",
"A ##adjective_3## ##animal_1##...",
"A ##adjective_2## notion...",
"An ##vowel_actor_1## with ##adjective_1## ##objects_1##...",
"A little ##colours_1## ##animal_1##?",
"All is ##state_1##. Katsu!",
"All is ##state_1##. ##exclamation_2##",
"A ##adjective_2## ##animal_2##.",
"##adjective_1## ##animal_2## of ##mental_2##!",
"##adjective_2## ##mental_3##.",
"##adjective_1## ##mental_4##.")
first = sample(one,1) %>%
papyr::hash_replace(sample = 1) %>%
Hmisc::capitalize() %>%
crayon::white()
second = sample(two,1) %>%
papyr::hash_replace(sample = 1) %>%
Hmisc::capitalize() %>%
crayon::white()
third = sample(three,1) %>%
papyr::hash_replace(sample = 1) %>%
Hmisc::capitalize() %>%
crayon::white()
haiku = paste(first,second,third,
crayon::red(" [-_-]~"), sep = "\n")
#message(haiku)
class(haiku) = "haiku"
return(haiku)
}
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