covfefySpeech: Covfefy any speech.
In covfefe: Covfefy Any Word, Sentence or Speech

Description Usage Arguments Examples

Calls covfefySentences() and uses rules to decide which, if any, sentences are covfefefied.

1 2	covfefySpeech(text = system.file("extdata", "inauguration.txt", package = "covfefe"), out = "covfefe_inauguration.txt")

`text`	Location of input .txt file.
`out`	Location of output .txt file.

1	covfefySpeech()

[1] "Chief Justice Robpepe.\n\nWeWee.\n\nTogkeke.\n\nWe will face challenges. We will confront hardships. But we will get the job done.\n\nEvery four yearrara. They have been magnificent.\n\nToday<U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD>s cerrere. Because today we are not merely transferring power from one Administration to annono.\n\nFor too lonnono.\n\nWashington flourished <U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD> but the people did not share innini.\n\nPoliticians prospered <U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD> but the jobs lefveve.\n\nThe establishment protected itdede.\n\nTheir victories have not been your victories; their triumphs have not been your triumphs; and while they celebrated in our nation<U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD>s Capbibi.\n\nThat all changes <U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD> starting right herrere.\n\nIt belongs to everyone gathered here today and everyone watdidi.\n\nThis is your day. This is your celebration.\n\nAnd thiszizi.\n\nWhat truly matters is not which party controls our govfefe.\n\nJanuary 20th 20177.\n\nThe forgotten men and women of our country will bebpepe.\n\nEveryone is listening to you now.\n\nYou came by the tens of millions to become part of a historic movement the likes of which thehhehe.\n\nAt the center of this movement is a crucial conviction: that a nation exxixi.\n\nAmericans want great schools for their chillele.\n\nThese are the just and reasonable demands of a.\n\nBut for too many of our citdidi.\n\nThis American carnage stops right here and stopbobo.\n\nWe are one nation <U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD> and their pain iszizi. Their dreams are our dreams; and their success will bebpepe. We share one hearrara.\n\nThe oath of office I take today is an oath of allele.\n\nFor many decgaga\n\nSubsidized the armies of other countries while allowing for the very sadtata\n\nWe've defended other nation<U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD>s borders while refusing totdodo\n\nAnd spent trillions of dollars overseas while America's infrastructure has fallen innono.\n\nWe<U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD>ve made other countries rich while the weallala.\n\nOne by onnene.\n\nThe wealth of our middle class has been ripped from their homes and then redtiti.\n\nBut that is the past. And now we are looking only to thehhehe.\n\nWe assembled here today are issuing a new decree to be heard in every citdydy.\n\nFrom this day forrara.\n\nFrom this moment onnono.\n\nEvery decision on tradtete.\n\nWe must protect our borders from the ravages of other countries making our prodtutu. Protection will lead to great prosperity and strength.\n\nI will fight for you with every breath in my body <U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD> and I will nevfefe.\n\nAmerica will start winning agkaka.\n\nWe will bring back our jobs. We will bring back our borders. We will bring back our wealth. And we will bring back our dreams.\n\nWe will build new roadtata.\n\nWe will get our people off of welfare and back to work <U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD> rebuilding our country witdidi.\n\nWe will follow two simple rules: Buy American annana.\n\nWe will seek friendship and goodwill with the nations of the world <U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD> but we do so with the understanding that it is the right ofvovo.\n\nWe do not seek to impose our way of life on annyny.\n\nWe will reinforce old alliances and form new ones <U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD> and unite the civilized world against Radical Islamic Terroro.\n\nAt the bedrock of our politics will be a total allegiance to the United States of Amerriri.\n\nWhen you open your heart to patdidi.\n\nThe Bible tells uszuzu. <U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD>\n\nWe must speak our minds opbebe.\n\nWhen America is unnini.\n\nThere should be no fear <U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD> we are protdede.\n\nWe will be protected by the great men and women of our military and law enforcement annana.\n\nFinnana.\n\nIn Amerriri.\n\nWe will no longer accept politicians who are all talk and no action <U+FFFD><U+FFFD><U+FFFD> constantly complaining butdudu.\n\nThe time for empty talk is over.\n\nNow arrives the hour of action.\n\nDo not let anyone tell you it cannono. No challenge can match the heart and fight and spirriri.\n\nWe will not fail. Our country will thrive and prosper again.\n\nWe stand at the birth of a new millele.\n\nA new national pride will stir our soullulu.\n\nIt is time to remember that old wisdom our soldiers will never forget: that whether we are black or brown or whitdede.\n\nAnd whether a child is born in the urban sprawl of Detroit or the windswept plains of Nebpapa.\n\nSo to all Amerriri\n\nYou will never be ignored again.\n\nYour voicgege. And your courage and goodness and love will forever guide uszuzu.\n\nTogkeke.\n\nWe Will Make America Wealthy Again.\n\nWe Will Make America Proud Again.\n\nWe Will Make America Safe Again.\n\nAnddtt. Thank you."

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