README.md
In emilioxavier/sageparenting: Sage Parenting

sageparenting: Mom and Dad in your console.

“I’ll give you something to cry about.” – Dad, circa 1985

Installing `sageparenting`

sageparenting is ONLY available on GitHub. To install it:

# The easiest way to get sageparenting is from GitHub:
install.packages("devtools")
devtools::install_github("emilioxavier/sageparenting")

How to use `sageparenting`

library(sageparenting)
#> 
#> ********************************************************
#> Note: This package is a cathartics exercise.
#>   Remember, just because our parents said hurtful things
#>   to us doesn't mean we have to continue the cycle.
#> 
#>   Verbal abuse is a serious problem. If you feel your parent/
#>   gardian is being abusive towards you beyond just having a
#>   bad day, please contact https://dayoneservices.org/verbal-abuse/.
#> 
#>   Please submit suggestions for sageparenting here:
#>   https://forms.gle/Kek9PZpfDpx1XnLL6
#> ********************************************************
sage.parenting()
#> [1] "Ohh. Oh! No.     Don't fear God, fear me. D:"