Romani: Defacing the palace.

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Defacing the palace.

Description

Now do that again one hundred times or...

Details

In order to stick it to the Romans, Brian is sent on a night mission of defacing Pilat's palace with defiant graffiti. He is to paint "Romans go home" on the wall of the palace, for all to see.

Unfortunately, he is caught in the act by a centurion, who forces him - at swordpoint - to immediately correct the mistakes in his Latin. You see, rather that the proper "Romani ite domum" Biran had written "Romanes eunt domus", which, as the centurion is sure to point out, just means "The people called Romans, they go, the house" and this just will not do. Having cleared up the proper declension, he bids Brian paint the proper slogan on the palace wall a hundred times before sunrise or he will cut his balls off.

And so he does. But has the lesson stuck?

Contents

  • Brian: The dreadful thing Brian wrote on the wall in the first place.

  • Cleese: The proper Roman way to deface a palace.

  • Palace: The hundred signs Brian boldly painted on the palace.

  • grade: Grade a slogan or more.

  • goBrian: Make Brian write the thing proper, as many times as you want, you threatening, manly centurion.


olobiolo/Rdlazer documentation built on Aug. 6, 2022, 11:37 a.m.