R/fucking_functions.R

In 56north/foaas: R wrapper for FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service).

#' Who the fuck are you anyway
#' @export 

foaas_anyway <- function(company, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/anyway/", company, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Awesome
#' @export 

foaas_awesome <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/awesome/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Back the fuck off
#' @export 

foaas_back <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/back/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Ballmer
#' @export 

foaas_ballmer <- function(name, company, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/ballmer/", name, "/", company, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Bday
#' @export 

foaas_bday <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/bday/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Because
#' @export 

foaas_because <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/because/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Blackadder
#' @export 

foaas_blackadder <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/blackadder/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Bravo Mike
#' @export 

foaas_bm <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/bm/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Bucket
#' @export 

foaas_bucket <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/bucket/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Bus
#' @export 

foaas_bus <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/bus/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Bye
#' @export 

foaas_bye <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/bye/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Can I Use
#' @export 

foaas_caniuse <- function(tool, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/caniuse/", tool, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Chainsaw
#' @export 

foaas_chainsaw <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/chainsaw/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Cocksplat
#' @export 

foaas_cocksplat <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/cocksplat/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Cool Story
#' @export 

foaas_cool <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/cool/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Dalton
#' @export 

foaas_dalton <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/dalton/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' {name} you are being the usual slimy hypocritical asshole... You may have had value ten years ago, but people will see that you don't anymore.
#' @export 

foaas_deraadt <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/deraadt/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Diabetes
#' @export 

foaas_diabetes <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/diabetes/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Donut
#' @export 

foaas_donut <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/donut/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Do Something
#' @export 

foaas_dosomething <- function(do, something, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/dosomething/", do, "/", something, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Everyone
#' @export 

foaas_everyone <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/everyone/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Everything
#' @export 

foaas_everything <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/everything/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Family
#' @export 

foaas_family <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/family/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Fascinating
#' @export 

foaas_fascinating <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/fascinating/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Field of Fucks
#' @export 

foaas_field <- function(name, from, reference){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/field/", name, "/", from, "/", reference )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Flying
#' @export 

foaas_flying <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/flying/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Golf Foxtrot Yankee
#' @export 

foaas_gfy <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/gfy/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Give
#' @export 

foaas_give <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/give/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Greed
#' @export 

foaas_greed <- function(noun, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/greed/", noun, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
#' @export 

foaas_horse <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/horse/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Fucking
#' @export 

foaas_ing <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/ing/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Keep
#' @export 

foaas_keep <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/keep/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Keep Calm
#' @export 

foaas_keepcalm <- function(reaction, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/keepcalm/", reaction, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' King
#' @export 

foaas_king <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/king/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Life
#' @export 

foaas_life <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/life/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Linus
#' @export 

foaas_linus <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/linus/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Look
#' @export 

foaas_look <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/look/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Looking
#' @export 

foaas_looking <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/looking/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Madison
#' @export 

foaas_madison <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/madison/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Maybe
#' @export 

foaas_maybe <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/maybe/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Fuck Me
#' @export 

foaas_me <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/me/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' mornin
#' @export 

foaas_mornin <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/mornin/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' No
#' @export 

foaas_no <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/no/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Nugget
#' @export 

foaas_nugget <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/nugget/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Fuck Off
#' @export 

foaas_off <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/off/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Fuck Off With
#' @export 

foaas_off.with <- function(behavior, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/off-with/", behavior, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Outside
#' @export 

foaas_outside <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/outside/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' This Thing In Particular
#' @export 

foaas_particular <- function(thing, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/particular/", thing, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Pink
#' @export 

foaas_pink <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/pink/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Problem
#' @export 

foaas_problem <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/problem/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Pulp
#' @export 

foaas_pulp <- function(language, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/pulp/", language, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Retard
#' @export 

foaas_retard <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/retard/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' sake
#' @export 

foaas_sake <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/sake/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Shakespeare
#' @export 

foaas_shakespeare <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/shakespeare/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Fuck This Shit
#' @export 

foaas_shit <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/shit/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Shut Up
#' @export 

foaas_shutup <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/shutup/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Single
#' @export 

foaas_single <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/single/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Thanks
#' @export 

foaas_thanks <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/thanks/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Fuck That
#' @export 

foaas_that <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/that/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' You Think
#' @export 

foaas_think <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/think/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Thinking
#' @export 

foaas_thinking <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/thinking/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Fuck This
#' @export 

foaas_this <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/this/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' This Guy
#' @export 

foaas_thumbs <- function(from, name){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/thumbs/", from, "/", name )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Too
#' @export 

foaas_too <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/too/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Tucker
#' @export 

foaas_tucker <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/tucker/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Version
#' @export 

foaas_version <- function(){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/version/",  )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' What
#' @export 

foaas_what <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/what/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Xmas
#' @export 

foaas_xmas <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/xmas/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Yoda
#' @export 

foaas_yoda <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/yoda/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Fuck You
#' @export 

foaas_you <- function(name, from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/you/", name, "/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Zayn
#' @export 

foaas_zayn <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/zayn/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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#' Zero
#' @export 

foaas_zero <- function(from){
url <- paste0("https://www.foaas.com/zero/", from )
return(jsonlite::fromJSON(url))
}

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