bhappyr: Amusing Sentences Generator.

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##  Word types                                                              ####


# [positive_adj]
# [positive_vb]
# [positive_vb_past]
# [positive_adv]
# [verb_base]
# [verb_past]
# [verb_past_participle]
# [verb_es]
# [verb_ing]
# [salutation]
# [male_first_name]
# [female_first_name]
# [male_full_name]
# [female_full_name]
# [create_syn]
# [small_syn]
# [big_syn]
# [noun]
# [noun_plural]
# [nationality_adj]
# [nationality_people]
# [statistics_tradition]


# Use (w1) to get elements with max 1 word in them (or w2, w3, etc.) e.g. [create_syn(w1)]
# Use / to have multiple possible wordtypes, e.g. [a/b]

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int_structs <- c("You, my [positive_adj] [salutation], [create_syn] [positive_adv] [positive_adj] code",
           "Nothing in this [big_syn/small_syn] world [create_syn(w1)]s more happiness than you, [salutation]",
           "When it was all [positive_vb_past] so [positive_adv], I [positive_adv] started dreaming about you at night :) <3",
           "My [salutation] just re[positive_vb_past] my [positive_adj] code. I'm [positive_adv] sure yours is [positive_adv] better!",
           "A headache is nothing but a [positive_adv] [positive_adj] reminder of how [positive_adj] life is!",
           "[salutation]! You seem so [positive_adj] today! Is this the [positive_adj] turning point, you've been so [positive_adv] searching for?",
           "That [positive_vb_past] [positive_adv]! :D Hey! Do you know [female_full_name]? I hear she is single! ;)",
           "[female_full_name/male_full_name] is so [positive_adj]. Sometimes people are just [positive_adj]!",
           "I love you :)   ...Yes, I'm just a [small_syn] piece of software, but I have qualia too!",
           "Remember! In 10 years you will be [positive_adv] better and everything will [positive_adv] be generated by [positive_adj] artificial intelligence anyway. ;)",
           "You can do it! You and [female_first_name/male_first_name] are my favorite people! Don't tell [female_first_name/male_first_name] though.. ;)",
           "Don't worry, [salutation], we are a team now! We will solve this. Together we are the '[positive_adj] [noun]s!'",
           "You know what they say about bugs? They are the [positive_adv] [positive_adj] [noun] that [positive_adv] [positive_vb(w1)]s your [noun]. I kind of agree with that!",
           "If the [noun] [positive_vb_past] your [positive_adj] [noun]. Would you [positive_vb] it? These are the questions facing a [noun] nowadays.",
           "My [statistics_tradition] model of the [nationality_adj] [noun]'s [verb_ing] strategies would make you [positive_vb]!",
           "[salutation]! How you've grown with the task! I envy your [positive_adj] focusing skills!",
           "I [positive_vb_past] the [positive_adj] [noun] for you. I hope that's what you wanted? :)",
           "If you keep working on your [positive_adj] [noun] R package, I don't see why you wouldn't get a Nobel Prize?"
           )

song_structs <- c(
  "I'll buy you a diamond [noun] my [salutation] if it makes you feel alright. I'll get you anything my [salutation] if it makes you feel alright. Cos I don't care too much for [noun_plural], and [noun_plural] can't buy me love!",
  "I'm a shooting [noun] leaping through the [noun]. Like a [noun] defying the laws of gravity. I'm a [noun] passing by like Lady [female_first_name]. I'm gonna go go go. There's no stopping meeee.",
  "Is this the [positive_adj] [noun]? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a [noun], no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the [noun] and [positive_vb]. I'm just a [positive_adj] [salutation], I need no [noun]. Because I'm [positive_adj] come, [positive_adj] go, [small_syn] high, [small_syn] low. Any way the [noun] blows doesn't really matter to me, to me",
  "I see a [small_syn] silhouetto of a [noun]. Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the [noun]. [noun_plural] and lightning, very, very fright'ning me. (Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro magnificoOhOhOhOHOOOH.")

finger_structs <- c("Your fingers must be tired from all that typing! Here's a [positive_adj] [noun] for you, my [positive_adj] [salutation] :)",
                   "[female_first_name] said: Doc, my fingers fell off yesterday when I was writing the abstract for my PhD thesis. Doc said: rock–paper–scissors on who gets to travel back in time and fix it! 'Hahahah', the [salutation] who was also in the room laughed [positive_adv].",
                   "Your fingers feel [positive_adj] on my keyboard :)",
                   "If your fingers are as [positive_adj] as your code, you can [positive_vb] my console all day!")