R/Romani_ite_domum.R

#' Defacing the palace.
#'
#' Now do that again one hundred times or...
#'
#' In order to stick it to the Romans, Brian is sent on a night mission
#' of defacing Pilat's palace with defiant graffiti.
#' He is to paint "Romans go home" on the wall of the palace, for all to see.
#'
#' Unfortunately, he is caught in the act by a centurion,
#' who forces him - at swordpoint - to immediately correct the mistakes
#' in his Latin. You see, rather that the proper "Romani ite domum"
#' Biran had written "Romanes eunt domus", which,
#' as the centurion is sure to point out, just means
#' "The people called Romans, they go, the house" and this just will not do.
#' Having cleared up the proper declension,
#' he bids Brian paint the proper slogan on the palace wall
#' a hundred times before sunrise or he will cut his balls off.
#'
#' And so he does. But has the lesson stuck?
#'
#' @section Contents:
#' \itemize{
#'   \item{\code{Brian}: The dreadful thing Brian wrote on the wall in the first place.}
#'   \item{\code{Cleese}: The proper Roman way to deface a palace.}
#'   \item{\code{Palace}: The hundred signs Brian boldly painted on the palace.}
#'   \item{\code{grade}: Grade a slogan or more.}
#'   \item{\code{goBrian}: Make Brian write the thing proper,
#'                         as many times as you want, you threatening, manly centurion.}
#' }
#'
#' @name Romani
#' @aliases Romanes Romansgohome Brian Cleese Palace gohome
#'
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